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A street person who yells daddy like they're trying to get a free meal
Daddy! I haven't eaten in a week!
Daddy! My pants are falling off!
Daddy! I'm gonna die if you don't give me money!
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Someone who screams daddy at the top of their lungs like they’re in a fight
DADDY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
DADDY! YOU LEFT ME FOR A BAG OF CHIPS!
DADDY! I HATE YOU!
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A person who calls daddy like it’s the only thing keeping them from crying
Daddy... I miss you...
Daddy... I’m gonna cry...
Daddy... I’m hungry...
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A street person who yells daddy so much it’s like they’re doing a karaoke night
DADDY! (sings) I love you, daddy!
DADDY! (sings) You’re my hero, daddy!
DADDY! (sings) I’m gonna beat you up, daddy!
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A person who screams daddy like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do
DADDY! I’M GONNA DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE!
DADDY! I’M GONNA EAT YOUR FEET!
DADDY! I’M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A BAG OF CHIPS!
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A person who yells daddy so loud it wakes up the whole neighborhood
DADDY! I’M GONNA BEAT YOU UP!
DADDY! I’M GONNA EAT YOU!
DADDY! I’M GONNA SLEEP ON YOUR FACE!
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