Babalique

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So different it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like a gym sock after a long day.

My dog is babalique. He barks at the mailman like he's the devil.

Her hair is babalique. It looks like a raccoon got into a paint fight.

That kid’s babalique. He wears socks with sandals and calls it a fashion statement.

So unique it’s like finding a golden goose in a trash can and then it poops on you.

His dance moves are babalique. He does the cha-cha in a pizza box.

That shirt is babalique. It has a hole, a stain, and a drawing of a screaming cat.

Her personality is babalique. She talks to plants and yells at the TV.

So different it’s like a unicorn wearing a backpack and crying at a math test.

His breakfast is babalique. He eats cereal with a spoon and a fork at the same time.

That laugh is babalique. It sounds like a donkey with a broken kazoo.

Her job is babalique. She sells shoes to chickens.

So unique it’s like a flamingo wearing a crown and eating pizza for dinner.

His hobbies are babalique. He collects rubber ducks and talks to them at night.

That outfit is babalique. It has socks, a hat, and a banana.

Her way of thinking is babalique. She believes clouds are made of popcorn.

So different it’s like a cat wearing a tuxedo and riding a skateboard down the street.

His music taste is babalique. He listens to polka and heavy metal at the same time.

That pizza is babalique. It has pineapple, hot sauce, and a sprinkle of glitter.

Her bedtime routine is babalique. She reads to a chicken and drinks orange juice.