Babalino

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A silly way to call a girl when you're too wasted to think straight and just want to flirt like a teenage boy in a candy store.
Hey babalino, wanna come to the party or are you gonna cry in the bathroom?
Babalino, you’re the only one who didn’t spill their drink. You’re kinda cool.
Babalino, if you don’t text me back, I’ll tell your ex you still like him.
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A word bros use when they’re too lazy to say ‘girl’ and just want to sound cool in front of their friends.
Babalino, your pizza is here, and it’s extra cheesy because you’re extra today.
Babalino, don’t make me bring you a snack. I’m not your babysitter.
Babalino, if you don’t stop talking, I’ll make you eat the whole pizza.
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A fancy name for a girl when you’re trying to impress her but you still sound like a confused middle schooler.
Babalino, you look good in that dress, but I still think you’re a total dork.
Babalino, why did you bring your mom to the party? She’s still dancing like it’s the 80s.
Babalino, if you don’t stop laughing, I’ll have to take you home.
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A word bros use when they’re too tired to think and just want to say something that sounds cool but doesn’t make much sense.
Babalino, you’re the best friend I ever had, even if you did forget my birthday.
Babalino, I’m not mad at you, I’m just extra sad right now.
Babalino, if you don’t stop talking, I’ll make you wear my hat.
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A ridiculous way to call a girl when you’re trying to sound cool but you still think you’re in a movie.
Babalino, you’re my hero, even if you did spill my drink.
Babalino, if you don’t stop talking, I’ll have to take you home.
Babalino, you’re the only one who didn’t get wasted. You’re kinda cool.
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