Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big fat cock that makes your pants smell like a gym sock after a workout

My uncle's babalenka is so big it got stuck in the toilet.

I saw her babalenka in the mirror and I almost cried.

He called his babalenka 'Benny' and now it's a legend.

2

A cock so long it could be used as a ladder for a monkey

His babalenka is so long I think it has its own zip code.

She showed her babalenka to the class and the teacher fainted.

He uses his babalenka to climb trees now.

3

A cock so hard it could break a brick wall if it tried

His babalenka is harder than my math teacher's grading system.

She hit her babalenka so hard it made a noise like a car crash.

He said his babalenka could punch holes in the moon.

4

A cock so big it could make a cow jealous

His babalenka is so big the cow ran away screaming.

She showed her babalenka to the cow and it cried.

He used his babalenka to scare the cows off the farm.

5

A cock that’s so loud it could wake up the dead

His babalenka woke up my grandpa in the middle of his nap.

She used her babalenka to start a war between two countries.

He said his babalenka could be heard in the next town over.