babalazi

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a hangover so bad it makes you wish you were dead and buried in a ditch
I woke up after babalazi and my head felt like it was on fire.
My boss gave me babalazi after I showed up to work drunk.
I got babalazi after drinking 10 beers and crying at a sad meme.
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the feeling you get when your brain is screaming and your stomach is plotting against you
After babalazi, I could barely stand up straight.
My friend got babalazi and threw up on my shoes.
I had babalazi and my dog left me.
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when you drink so much you think you're a superhero, but then you realize you're just a mess
I thought I was a hero after babalazi, but I just looked like a drunk raccoon.
Babalazi hit me like a truck and I cried in my cereal.
I had babalazi and my pants were on fire.
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a hangover that makes you want to punch your best friend and your mom
Babalazi made me punch my dog and my brother.
After babalazi, I screamed at my math teacher.
I had babalazi and my cat left me.
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when you're so hungover you think your brain is made of jelly and your nose is a spaceship
Babalazi made me think my nose was a spaceship.
I had babalazi and my brain turned to jelly.
After babalazi, I tried to fly and fell into a puddle.
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a hangover so bad it feels like your soul is being grilled by a dragon
Babalazi grilled my soul and I cried in my soup.
After babalazi, my soul was charred and I was sad.
I had babalazi and my soul was on fire.
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