babalanka

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A babalanka is a guy who thinks he's the king of the world but can't even tie his shoes without screaming like a baby.

My cousin is a babalanka. He fell off a bike and cried like he lost his entire life.

At school, my friend called me a babalanka because I spilled my lunch.

My teacher said I was a babalanka for talking during math test.

A babalanka is someone who thinks they're cool but just acts like a confused raccoon in a trash can.

My neighbor is a babalanka. He tried to fix the internet and now he's stuck in the basement.

My dog is a babalanka. He barked at a vacuum cleaner like it was a monster.

My brother called me a babalanka because I got a C on my report card.

A babalanka is a person who yells at everything like it personally insulted them.

My dad is a babalanka. He yelled at the mailman for bringing the wrong newspaper.

My sister is a babalanka. She screamed at the microwave for not popping her corn.

My friend is a babalanka. He got mad at the clouds for not looking like pizza.

A babalanka is someone who thinks they're the most important person in the universe but can't even remember their own name.

My teacher said I was a babalanka because I forgot my name on the first day of school.

My mom is a babalanka. She told the grocery store clerk she was the queen of the universe.

My brother is a babalanka. He walked into the kitchen and forgot why he was there.

A babalanka is a person who acts like they're being tortured just because they got a little bit of glitter on their face.

My sister is a babalanka. She cried because glitter got on her nose during art class.

My cousin is a babalanka. He screamed at the glitter jar like it was a dragon.

My friend is a babalanka. He thought glitter was a curse from the devil.

A babalanka is a person who can't handle being ignored for more than five seconds.

My brother is a babalanka. He walked out of the room because I didn't text him back.

My dog is a babalanka. He howled at the door because I didn't let him out.

My friend is a babalanka. He left the game because I said I didn't know his name.