babalanga

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babalanga is when you call someone it because they are a total piece of garbage and you want them to feel like a worthless sack of hot garbage

Hey babalanga, you’re worse than my ex’s mom’s pet raccoon

Babalanga, you failed harder than my math test

Babalanga, you’re like a broken toaster that also burns your toast

babalanga is when you insult someone it because they are so bad that you want to throw them in the trash and set it on fire

You’re babalanga, you’re like a bad pizza that also fell on the floor

Babalanga, you’re the reason I failed algebra

Babalanga, you’re the ghost of my failed attempts at being cool

babalanga is when you call someone it because they are so annoying they make your brain want to quit

Babalanga, you’re like my mom’s loud neighbor who also sings in the shower

You’re babalanga, you’re like a broken fan that also talks back

Babalanga, you’re the reason I hate Mondays

babalanga is when you call someone it because they are so bad you want to punch them and then forget about it

Babalanga, you’re like a failed experiment that also smells bad

You’re babalanga, you’re like my failed attempt at being a superhero

Babalanga, you’re the reason I have a headache