Babalabony

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A guy who can take your girlfriend and your cherry in one go. And he sells cars on the side like it’s nothing.
He took my girl and my virginity while I was getting my car fixed.
He sold me a lemon and stole my crush at the same time.
He’s the reason I’m broke and my ex is now his wife.
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A guy who’s got the skills to rob you of your love and your wallet. He’s like a two-for-one scam.
He seduced my girl and charged me for the car I bought.
He got my crush and my credit card info in one day.
He married my ex and took my money for a down payment.
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A man who can steal your girl and your innocence at the same time. And he sells you a car you can’t afford.
He took my girl and my virginity, and I ended up with a broken car.
He seduced my crush and sold me a dented minivan.
He married my ex and I’m still paying for the car.
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