babakanoosh

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#old man#crybaby#red-hater

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a super old guy who smells like wet socks and cries at the sight of the color red
My grandpa is a babakanoosh. He cried when I wore a red shirt.
The babakanoosh sat in the corner and sobbed when the fire truck came.
He’s so old he thinks red is a curse.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a human who looks like a melted potato and screams at the color red like it wronged them
That babakanoosh yelled at the red balloon like it was his ex.
He screamed at the traffic light and fell down.
He cried when his red shoes got muddy.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a sad old man who thinks red is a personal attack and smells like a gym sock
The babakanoosh yelled at the red apple like it was a curse.
He cried when the fire alarm went off and it was red.
He smells like a sock that’s been in a sock drawer for 50 years.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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