Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A thing that’s broken and making you cry inside

My toaster just burned my bread and my feelings.

This phone is slower than my grandma’s walker.

My car won’t start and I’m not getting out of bed.

2

Something that’s supposed to work but it’s just being a giant pain in the butt

This printer is giving me the side-eye and I’m getting tired of it.

My fridge is louder than my ex at a family reunion.

My laptop just crashed and I’m not coming back.

3

A thing that’s working but it’s not working right and it’s making you swear

My coffee maker is spitting out lukewarm sludge and I’m not impressed.

My phone is slow like my brain on a Monday.

This microwave is taking longer than my relationship.

4

A thing that’s supposed to help you but it’s just standing there being useless

My smartwatch is just sitting there like it’s got nothing better to do.

This app is slower than my brother’s thoughts.

My printer is just there like it’s not even trying.

5

Something that’s supposed to be cool but it’s just being a hot mess

My new phone is fancy but it’s also crashing like my emotions.

This printer is fancy but it’s also burning my papers.

My smartwatch is fancy but it’s also making me swear.

6

A thing that’s not working and you’re not going to fix it because you’re too lazy

My coffee maker is broken and I’m just going to drink lukewarm sludge.

My phone is broken and I’m just going to keep it in my pocket.

My car is broken and I’m just going to walk.