babahunkerd

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a person who loves pants more than their own brain
I saw babahunkerd in the mall. He tried on 12 pairs of pants and still didn't leave.
My cousin is a babahunkerd. He wears pants to bed and eats cereal out of a pants leg.
That guy is a babahunkerd. He bought a suit just so he could wear the pants.
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someone who would kill for a pair of pants
My neighbor is a babahunkerd. He screamed when his pants got a tiny hole.
That babahunkerd cried when he lost his favorite jeans.
He’s a babahunkerd. He even wears pants on his head.
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a person who thinks pants are the most important thing in life
My brother is a babahunkerd. He left the party just so he could find a new pair of pants.
That babahunkerd bought a whole closet just for pants.
She’s a babahunkerd. She even wears pants to the bathroom.
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