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A total hot mess who thinks they're royalty. They walk in like they own the place and act like everyone else is just background noise. People stare because they know they're about to drop a bomb.
I walked into the party and everyone turned to look at me. I just smiled and sipped my drink like I was born to be there.
My mom said I was the reason the waiter spilled the coffee. I said, 'That’s what happens when you don’t respect a babah.'
He texted me, 'You’re the best thing since sliced bread.' I replied, 'I’m not sliced bread. I’m the whole loaf.'