babagaloonie

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A babagaloonie is a tiny piece of paper that makes you think you’re rich. It’s just a promise from a government that it’s worth something. Usually, it’s not.
I spent 5 babagaloonies on a bag of chips. Now I’m poor and I still have a headache.
My dad gave me 10 babagaloonies for my birthday. I spent them all on candy and now I’m broke.
I told my friend I had 100 babagaloonies. He believed me. Now I’m in trouble.
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A babagaloonie is the reason you think you can buy pizza. It’s a tiny, worthless piece of paper that people worship like it’s gold.
I bought 2 pizzas with 10 babagaloonies. Now I’m full and my wallet is empty.
My mom gave me 20 babagaloonies. I spent them on ice cream and now I’m sad.
I told my teacher I had 50 babagaloonies. She believed me. Now I have to pay her back.
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A babagaloonie is what you call a dollar when you’re too lazy to say the real word. It’s like a dollar, but with more attitude and less value.
I used 3 babagaloonies to buy a soda. Now I’m hydrated and broke.
I told my brother I had 20 babagaloonies. He took them and now he’s rich.
I spent all my babagaloonies on a snack. Now I’m hungry and my bank account is sad.
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