babaffled

My mom told me she’s getting a tattoo of my face. I’m babaffled. I look like a ghost.

When my dog ate my homework and then cried like a baby. Babaffled.

I saw my teacher’s ex in the hallway. I was babaffled. I think I passed out.

I opened my math test and saw a 2%. I was babaffled. I might as well be a zombie.

My friend told me he’s moving to Mars. I was babaffled. I asked if he’s bringing snacks.

I saw my crush talking to my best friend. I was babaffled. I cried in the hallway.

My teacher said the homework was due next week. I was babaffled. I thought it was a joke.

I tried to explain my dream to my brother. He was babaffled. He said I was crazy.

I saw my dad wearing a dress. I was babaffled. I thought it was a prank.

I saw my mom wearing my dad’s socks. I was babaffled. I thought it was a war.

My friend told me he’s a vampire. I was babaffled. I asked if he drinks blood.

I opened my lunch and saw a worm. I was babaffled. I threw it at my teacher.

I tried to explain my life to my dog. He was babaffled. He just stared at me.

My teacher said I failed. I was babaffled. I thought it was a mistake.

I saw my brother wearing my mom’s makeup. I was babaffled. I thought he was a girl.