babaenne

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a person who talks too much and acts like they're the most important person in the room even when they're not
Babaenne walked into the group chat and said 12 sentences before anyone else spoke.
She texted me 3 times just to tell me she got a C on her math test.
At lunch, she talked over 5 people to explain her chicken sandwich like it was the best thing ever.
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someone who thinks they're the center of the universe and interrupts everyone just to hear their own voice
During the meeting, Babaenne talked over the boss just to say she knew the answer.
She texted me in the middle of my game to tell me about her day.
In the middle of my story, she cut me off to say hers was better.
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a human who will tell you the same story 10 times and still think it's brand new
Babaenne told me about her dog 5 times in one day and still thought I hadn’t heard it before.
She texted me 4 times in a row about the same boring event.
At the dinner table, she told the same joke 3 times like no one laughed the first time.
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a person who thinks everyone is listening to them even when they’re talking to a wall
Babaenne stood in front of the class and talked to the wall like it was her best friend.
She texted me during the movie to tell me about her day like I had time to listen.
She talked to the empty chair next to her like it was a real person.
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someone who thinks their opinion is the only one that matters and will yell about it until everyone agrees with them
Babaenne shouted in the group chat until everyone agreed with her even though she was wrong.
She yelled at me for 10 minutes just because I didn’t like her sandwich.
At lunch, she talked so loud the whole cafeteria heard her and no one else.
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