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A woman who looks like she walked out of a trash can but is actually a queen who just got a new crown and a slap to the face.

She came in with a broken nail and a smile that could beat up a cop.

She told her ex to go back to his mom and his first job.

She posted a selfie with a bruise and a caption that said 'Still beautiful, just not today.'

A woman who used to be a mess but now she’s so good looking it’s like she got a new face and a free pass to insult you.

She walked into the bar and the whole place stopped talking.

She told the bartender to shut up and gave him a wink.

She sent a DM that said 'You’re ugly, but I still like you.'

A woman who used to be a disaster but now she’s a goddess who doesn’t care if you’re mad at her.

She showed up to the party with a broken heart and a full bottle of wine.

She told her ex to go cry in a corner and then laughed in his face.

She posted a photo of her cat and said 'This is better than you.'