babadook

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A Middle Eastern way of saying your ass is so big it could be a whole country
My cousin’s babadook is so big it could take over the Middle East
I’m telling you, that guy’s babadook is like a desert
She said my babadook was bigger than the Sahara and I believed her
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A perfect ass that makes you want to eat it
That girl’s babadook is so good I want to snack on it
He walked in and I was like, ‘Damn, that babadook is a snack’
I stared at her babadook for 10 minutes and didn’t blink once
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When a hot girl pulls you under a blanket and you’re like, ‘Yes, please’
That girl pulled me under the blanket and I was like, ‘Yes, I want this’
He got pulled under the blanket and didn’t come out for 3 days
She said, ‘Let’s go under the blanket,’ and I was like, ‘I’m in’
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The Polish version of the Boogey Man, but way more real
The babadook came out of the closet and scared me for life
My mom says the babadook is real and lives in the fridge
I saw the babadook in the mirror and it stared back at me
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The guy who brought the LGBT community to life with his glitter and charm
That guy is the babadook, and he’s living his best life
He walked in and the whole room screamed, ‘We love you, babadook!’
The babadook is the reason I’m out and proud
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When a woman suddenly fisted a guy and he was like, ‘Yes, I’m in’
She fisted him and he was like, ‘Yes, I’m in’
He got fisted out of nowhere and didn’t even flinch
That woman fisted him and he was screaming, ‘More, more, more’
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A granny who’s nuts and loves nuts so much she’s like a horny old man
That granny is so nuts she could start a war
She eats nuts like they’re going out of style
That babadook is so horny she’s like a man with a second job
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