Babadick

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Jail slang for the worst nightmare you can imagine. It’s like the boogey man, but he’s also your ex and he brings your mom.

'I saw the Babadick in the showers. He had my mom’s face.'

'The Babadick came out of the toilet and said, ‘You’re gonna regret that fentanyl.’'

'I didn’t sleep for three nights because the Babadick was whispering my name in the hallway.'

A made-up monster in jail that’s actually just a guy with a bad attitude and a messed-up hairdo.

'That guy in 4-B is the Babadick. He wears socks with sandals and yells at the ceiling.'

'The Babadick came to my cell and said, ‘You ain’t ready for my sock collection.’'

'I ran from the Babadick because he had a tattoo that said ‘I hate gym class.’'

A scary guy in jail who’s also a certified idiot. He’s like the boogey man, but he forgets his keys and yells at the vending machine.

'The Babadick tried to steal my lunch and got kicked out of the cafeteria.'

'He screamed at the vending machine like it owed him money.'

'He told me the Babadick lives in the mop bucket.'

A jail monster that’s real, but also fake. It’s like your mom’s lying to you and telling you the boogey man is your brother.

'The Babadick came out of the closet and said, ‘Your brother’s been eating your cereal.’'

'He told me the Babadick is my brother and he’s got a job at the cafeteria.'

'I saw the Babadick in the laundry room and he was wearing my mom’s clothes.'

A jail legend that’s also just a guy who gets angry at the lights and thinks he’s a ghost.

'The Babadick screamed at the lights and told me he’s the ghost of the last guy who got stabbed.'

'He told me the Babadick is real, but he’s also my dad.'

'He came to my cell and said, ‘I’m the Babadick, and I’ve been waiting for you.’'

A fake monster in jail that’s actually a guy who just wants your lunch and your respect.

'The Babadick took my lunch and said, ‘You’re not cool enough for my sandwich.’'

'He told me the Babadick is my future and he wants my money.'

'He showed up in my cell and said, ‘I’m the Babadick and I’ve been watching you sleep.’'