Babadham

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Babadham is a smelly holy town next to a river in Jharkhand. It’s where a bunch of sweaty pilgrims pray to a temple that smells like old socks and bad decisions.
My uncle went to Babadham and came back with a headache and a coupon for a temple discount.
I saw a goat sacrifice in Babadham and it was like a horror movie with a side of rice.
My cousin said the water in the river is holy, but it also smells like a gym sock drawer.
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Babadham is a place where holy people go to pray and people who hate showers go to live. It’s near a river that probably doesn’t like you.
My aunt went to Babadham and said the priests talk too much and have bad breath.
The river near Babadham is so dirty, it looks like it was used as a toilet for 100 years.
My brother said the temple is holy, but the ground is harder than his grandma’s bones.
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Babadham is like a religious version of a jail. You go there to pray and probably end up with a headache and a bad attitude.
I asked my dad why he went to Babadham and he said, ‘It’s cheaper than therapy.’
The priests in Babadham are so loud, they could wake up a sleeping volcano.
My mom said the river is holy, but it also smells like a gym sock drawer.
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