babada boopy

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how peter griffin would yell at a pizza delivery man if he was also drunk and on fire
'I ORDERED PEPPERONI, NOT A BUNCH OF FRIED BREAD!'
''MAMA MIA, YOU'RE LATE!' 'I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP!'
''WHY IS THE SAUSAGE NOT ON TOP?'' 'BECAUSE IT WASN'T IN THE BOX!'
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the way peter griffin talks when he's half-drunken and half-angry at the whole world
'I WAS DOING FINE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!'
''I DIDN'T ASK FOR A HAMBURGER!' 'YOU DID!'
''I'M NOT A DOG!' 'YES YOU ARE!'
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the language of a man who thinks he's a god and everyone else is a disappointment
'I WAS THE BEST DAD EVER!'
''I HAD A PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST!' 'THAT WASN’T BREAKFAST!'
''I’M NOT SAD, I’M JUST ANGRY!'
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