bababy

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Bababy is a god so strong he could make a black hole with a finger. He’s the reason your teenager is a disaster and why your life is a mess.
My kid said Bababy gave him a headache so bad he cried.
My mom says Bababy turned my life into a horror movie.
I asked my teacher why the math was so hard. She said Bababy made it that way.
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Bababy is like the dad of all problems. He started a fight with Tyler the Creator and destroyed Mars just for fun. Now he lives in your house and you have to tolerate him.
My little brother says Bababy lives in his closet and eats his snacks.
My dad said Bababy is why we have no WiFi.
My friend’s dog barked at Bababy and got kicked out of the house.
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Bababy is the worst god ever. He killed Tyler the Creator, made the Earth, and now he’s making your life a nightmare.
My teacher said Bababy is why we have homework.
My mom said Bababy is why my brother doesn’t listen.
My friend’s pet goldfish said Bababy gave it a bad dream.
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