bababushka

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A bababushka is someone so dumb they think their mom is a lesbian and also believe the sky is made of pizza. Calling someone that makes them lose all confidence and run away screaming.

My cousin said I was a bababushka because I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

My teacher called me a bababushka after I said the moon was made of cheese.

My friend texted me: 'You’re a bababushka, I swear.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

If you’re a bababushka, you’re so brain-dead you think your mom is a lesbian and also think your math teacher is a robot. No one can argue with you because you’re too dumb to listen.

My brother said I was a bababushka because I thought the sun was a giant flashlight.

My friend called me a bababushka after I said the Earth was flat and made of candy.

In a group chat, someone said, 'You’re a bababushka, I give up.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A bababushka is someone so stupid they think their mom is a lesbian and also think a donut is a type of spaceship. You can’t even argue with them because they’re too dumb to hear you.

At lunch, my friend said, 'You’re a bababushka, I swear.'

My mom told me I was a bababushka because I thought the internet was a real place.

In a DM, someone said, 'You’re a bababushka, I can’t even.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago