bababoynton

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a man who lives in a couch and talks about movies like they're his exes and he's still mad about the breakup

'You think that movie was bad? I've seen people die watching that.'

'This movie is like my second cousin's Facebook.'

'That scene? That was the worst part of my life.'

a guy who thinks he's a movie expert because he watched one movie in 2003 and still brings it up in 2025

'That movie? I watched it on the toilet. I cried.'

'You don't know the real ending.'

'I could beat you in a movie debate with my eyes closed.'

a man who thinks he's cool because he knows the name of the guy who played the guy who played the guy in that one movie

'That guy? He was the guy who played the guy in the movie.'

'I remember that scene like it was yesterday. I was in the shower.'

'That movie was so good, I watched it on the toilet, in the shower, and on my deathbed.'