Bababoost

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When you make something sound like it’s the best thing ever, even if it’s barely good enough to survive.

My grades? I got a 92. That’s like a baby boost, barely worth mentioning.

This cake? It’s a baby boost. It’s okay, but it’s not winning any awards.

My mom said I was a baby boost at the talent show. I didn’t even sing right.

When you brag about something so small it’s like you’re trying to impress a toddler.

I ate one chip. That’s a baby boost. I’m a chip legend.

My crush texted me. That’s a baby boost. I should’ve asked for more.

I got a B on my math test. That’s a baby boost. I’m a math god.

When you talk up something so weak it’s like it’s been kicked out of the baby boost club.

My dog barked once. That’s a baby boost. He’s a legend.

I got a free soda. That’s a baby boost. I’m rich.

My friend said hi. That’s a baby boost. I’m famous.

When you stretch a tiny achievement until it looks like a superhero’s origin story.

I beat my little brother at tic-tac-toe. That’s a baby boost. I’m a tic-tac-toe god.

I got a sticker. That’s a baby boost. I’m a sticker king.

I survived the morning. That’s a baby boost. I’m a morning warrior.

When you take something so small it’s like it’s trying to be a baby boost and failing.

My cat sneezed. That’s a baby boost. I’m a sneeze king.

I got a pizza for lunch. That’s a baby boost. I’m a pizza legend.

I wore socks. That’s a baby boost. I’m a sock warrior.