bababe

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1
A loud laugh from someone who can't type straight and probably has two thumbs.
'Bababe!' he typed, but it looked like 'B4B3' and everyone laughed.
'Bababe?' she said, but it came out 'B4B3' and she facepalmed.
He tried to type 'Bababe' but it was 'B4B3' and he cried.
2
The love of your life. Or the person who will break your heart and your fingers.
'You're my bababe,' he said, but then he broke up with her.
'Bababe,' she whispered, but he cheated on her.
He said 'Bababe' and then left her for a barista.
3
A terrible curse that hits one in ten black babies and makes them fail at basketball.
'Why can't I shoot the ball?' he asked, cursed by bababe.
She tried to dunk but fell flat because of bababe.
He lost the game because of bababe and cried like a baby.
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