baba time

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a giant meathead who beats you up and laughs while you bleed
He took my head off like it was a bad apple.
I was crying and he was eating a sandwich.
He kicked my face and said I looked like his uncle's dog.
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a walking nightmare with a punch like a donkey's kick
He punched me so hard my teeth fell out and my brain said hello.
He walked into my room and my bed ran away.
He hit me so much my nose went to the mall.
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a monster who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘stop’
He kept hitting me until my arms turned into noodles.
He ran over my head like it was a sidewalk.
He didn’t stop until my face looked like a pancake.
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