Baba Tesco

I Baba Tesco’d the cereal aisle and left with a full trolley and a broken heart.

That guy Baba Tesco’d the entire bakery and now he’s eating croissants in the park.

I Baba Tesco’d so hard I got caught and had to pay for the loss of my dignity.

I Baba Tesco’d because I was broke and hungry and also mad.

She Baba Tesco’d the snack section and left with a bag full of snacks and a little bit of guilt.

He Baba Tesco’d because he was tired and didn’t want to pay.

I Baba Tesco’d because I was born to steal from supermarkets.

She Baba Tesco’d and got free chips for life.

He Baba Tesco’d so much he got a lifetime ban from Tesco.

I Baba Tesco’d and felt like a superhero.

She Baba Tesco’d and got away with it like it was nothing.

He Baba Tesco’d and got caught but still felt like a king.

I Baba Tesco’d because I hate Tesco and also love snacks.

She Baba Tesco’d and got revenge on the checkout guy.

He Baba Tesco’d and felt like he had won the battle.

I Baba Tesco’d like it was the World Cup.

She Baba Tesco’d and got the gold medal of stealing.

He Baba Tesco’d and got the silver medal of being caught.