baba tech

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It's the Persian name for the guy who invented tech. Basically the dad of all gadgets. If he had a kid, it would be a phone.

My grandpa is a baba tech. He invented the wheel and the iPhone.

Baba tech is the reason you have to do homework on a laptop.

If baba tech had a problem, he'd fix it with a magic wand and a Wi-Fi router.

Baba tech is like the original hacker. He made the first computer out of trash and a banana.

Baba tech would beat you at a video game even if you had a robot sidekick.

He invented the internet just to show off.

If baba tech had a problem, he’d solve it with a snack and a swear word.

He’s the guy who gave us tech. You can thank him for your phone and your bad grades.

Baba tech would’ve invented TikTok just to mess with you.

He’s so good at tech, he can fix your phone with a magic spell and a curse.

If baba tech had a problem, he’d solve it with a swear word and a snack.