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A bunch of clueless guys trying to launch rockets like they know what they're doing. They’ve hit the moon, gone around the Earth, and exploded like a bad date.
I swear that rocket looked like it was going to the moon, and then it blew up like my ex's car.
They said they orbited the Earth. I saw a pigeon do that and it looked more professional.
That bomb went off so loud I thought my neighbor’s dog had been shot.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A group of guys who think they're astronauts but are just really bad at launching things. They’ve landed on the moon, gone to space, and set off bombs like it's a party.
They said they landed on the moon. I saw a pizza delivery guy do that and he had better aim.
Orbit? Please. My goldfish orbits my bowl and it's way more impressive.
That bomb went off so hard it scared my cat and my mom.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A rocket company that's so bad it's good. They've landed on the moon, gone to space, and exploded like a really angry tomato.
They said they went to orbit. I’ve seen my brother’s girlfriend do that and she had better balance.
That moon landing was cool until the bomb went off and it looked like someone had thrown a tantrum.
I swear that rocket exploded so hard it woke up my neighbor's cat and my brother.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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