baba maya

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#glitter bomb#pizza monster#idiot lover

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baba maya is a tiny little monster who can make a boy laugh like a fool and send him texts that make him forget he has a life. she’s also a hot mess in skirts.
She sent a text that said, 'I just ate a whole pizza and I’m still cute.'
He replied, 'You’re like a glitter bomb, I can’t look away.'
She texted, 'You’re my favorite idiot.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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baba maya is the kind of girl who can make a boy forget his own name. she’s sweet, she’s mean, and she looks good in skirts.
He texted her, 'You’re the reason I stay up till 3 AM.'
She replied, 'You’re the reason I eat a whole cake at 2 AM.'
He said, 'You’re like a cupcake, I can’t stop eating you.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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baba maya is a tiny little tornado who can turn a normal boy into a blubbering idiot. she’s hot, she’s mean, and she’s always wearing skirts.
He sent her a text that said, 'You’re my favorite tornado.'
She replied, 'You’re my favorite idiot.'
He texted, 'You’re like a rainbow, I can’t look away.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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