Baba Ganoush

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A dip so good it makes you wish your ex was still your girlfriend.
I ate Baba Ganoush and instantly forgot my ex ever existed.
My mom made Baba Ganoush and I cried happy tears.
I dipped my whole sandwich into Baba Ganoush and it was like a dream come true.
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The smell of your butt after you took a dump and forgot to wipe, then walked around Disneyland like a king.
I smelled like a gym sock after eating too much pizza and forgetting to wipe.
At the pool party, Ethan Klein’s butt stank like a landfill.
That Cuban kid with the Bluetooth speaker smelled like a hot dog on a summer day.
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A food that you eat with veggies, like it’s a party and everyone’s invited.
I ate Baba Ganoush with carrots and it was like a party in my mouth.
My dad eats Baba Ganoush with cucumbers like it’s a fancy meal.
I put Baba Ganoush on my fries and my life got better.
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A hot person from the Middle East or India, like they’re on fire and you want to be near them.
That girl from the Middle East was so hot I almost fainted.
My cousin from India is so hot I want to marry her.
That guy at the buffet looked like he was on fire.
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A person from the Middle East or India who is hot enough to make your heart go boom.
That guy at the airport was so hot I almost got lost.
My friend from India is so hot I can’t think straight.
That girl from the Middle East looked like she was glowing.
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A person from the Middle East or India who is so hot it feels like you’re in a sauna.
That guy from the Middle East was hot enough to melt my brain.
My neighbor from India is so hot I can’t sleep.
That girl from the Middle East was so hot I almost forgot to breathe.
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