Baba 420 Prajaswaranath

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A human who’s so good, they make angels look like they’ve had one too many drinks and forgot to brush their teeth.
I saw Baba 420 Prajaswaranath help a kid cross the street. The kid was like, 'I’m gonna be famous someday.' The kid was right.
He gave me his last sandwich. I was full. He was hungry. I cried.
He told my mom she was beautiful. She started crying. I told him he was a weirdo. He called me a weirdo back.
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A god who’s so holy, he probably doesn’t even know what sin is. Or maybe he does, but he’s just too nice to care.
He walked into a bar and the bar got a promotion. That’s how holy he is.
He forgave the guy who stole his lunch. The guy was like, 'I’m gonna start a new life.' He was right.
He didn’t even flinch when a chicken crossed the road. He just said, 'That chicken’s got a plan.'
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A person so perfect, they should be on a pedestal, wearing a crown, and getting a gold star every time they breathe.
He fixed my broken phone with a shoelace and a dream. My phone worked. My dream was shattered.
He told my teacher she was awesome. The teacher started crying. I told him he was a weirdo. He told me I was a weirdo back.
He got a gold star for existing. I got a participation trophy for being alive.
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