BAB syndrome

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BAB syndrome is when you can’t handle your own dumbness and need everyone else to know about it.

I love pumpkin spice everything. It’s like the only thing that makes me feel smart.

Like, I’m telling you this, and you’re just supposed to believe me.

I read urban dictionary because I think it’s the same as reading a book.

BAB syndrome is when you act like you’re important just because you have a name like Tiffany.

My name is Tiffany. That’s a statement. You get it now.

I’m obsessed with drama because it’s all I’ve ever known.

I use the word like so much it’s like a part of my body.

BAB syndrome is when you’re so dumb you think reading urban dictionary makes you clever.

I read urban dictionary definitions because I thought that would make me smart.

I love pumpkin spice everything. It’s basically my life goal.

Like, I don’t even know what I’m talking about, but I’m telling you anyway.

BAB syndrome is when you think you’re the center of the universe just because you have a low IQ.

I have a low intelligence. That’s not a bad thing. It’s a fact.

I’m obsessed with drama because it’s the only thing I know.

I use the word like so much it’s like a habit.

BAB syndrome is when you can’t function without pumpkin spice and a name like Jessica.

My name is Jessica. That’s a fact. You should know that by now.

I love pumpkin spice everything. It’s like my soul depends on it.

I read urban dictionary because I think that’s the same as being smart.

BAB syndrome is when you think using the word like is a superpower.

Like, I’m telling you this, and you just have to believe me.

I use the word like so much it’s like I breathe it.

Like, I’m not even sure what I’m saying, but I’m saying it anyway.