baayen

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A woman so hot she could make a saint cheat. She’s got a heart of gold and a loyalty so strong it could hold up a whole damn bar. She’s the life of the party and the reason why everyone shows up.
At the party, she showed up and the whole place went silent. Then she started laughing and everyone joined in.
He said he’d never cheat again. Then he met baayen.
She’s the reason my bar tab is always over $100.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A goddess who can make men forget their own names. She’s loyal like a dog and hot enough to make a fireman blush. She’s the reason why every man at the bar wants her number.
He asked for her number. She said, 'I already have yours.'
She walked in and the fireman dropped his hose.
He forgot his own name after talking to her for five minutes.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A woman who could make a monk break his vow. She’s got the kind of loyalty that could survive a hurricane and the kind of beauty that makes men forget their own brains.
He broke his vow just to see her again.
She was so beautiful, the monk forgot his own name.
He promised he’d stay faithful. Then he met baayen.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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