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A grandma so old she could be a fossil. She’s the reason you have bad genes and worse fashion sense.
My baasan smells like old socks and regret.
She told me to stop eating candy or I’d end up like her.
Baasan: the only person who can out-sit me on the couch.
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A woman so old, she probably saw your parents before they were cool.
Baasan said I was ‘too loud’ and ‘too messy’, I took it as a compliment.
She tried to teach me how to knit. I learned how to swear.
Baasan: the only person who can yell at me and still win.
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