baarmaan

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A fat guy from China who vapes like it's his job and wastes money on club passes just so he can jack off to Pornhub premium in peace

I saw baarmaan at the club wearing a panda suit and crying because his Wi-Fi died

Baarmaan sent me a DM saying 'I pay $50 a month for a club pass and I still feel poor'

He tried to flirt with a bartender and got rejected because he smelled like old pizza and smoke

A chubbsy dude from China who spends all his money on vapes and club memberships just so he can jerk off to hot guys on Pornhub

Baarmaan tried to start a club fight with a guy who didn't know who he was

He texted me saying 'I got a club pass for free and now I feel like I should be rich'

He fell asleep in the club and woke up to a DJ asking him to dance

A fat guy from China who vapes all day, goes to clubs every night, and spends his money on porn just so he can feel special

Baarmaan showed up to the club with a vape that had a picture of a panda on it

He told me he got a club membership just so he could sit in the corner and watch people dance

He tried to buy a guy a drink and got laughed at because he spilled his soda on the floor