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When your stomach decides to throw a party and everyone gets puked on

I went to 3 bars and now my stomach is doing karaoke with my breakfast.

After that fifth shot, my guts were doing the Macarena.

My friend ate a whole pizza and now he's doing the twist with his lunch.

When your insides rebel against you and start a food fight

I drank too much and my insides started a food fight with my shirt.

She ate a whole burger and now her stomach is throwing the rest at her feet.

After that fifth beer, my guts were throwing the contents of my lunch at my face.

When your lunch decides to leave through your mouth like it's escaping a jailbreak

I drank so much my lunch escaped through my mouth like a prisoner.

He ate too fast and his lunch ran away through his mouth.

After that night out, my lunch was doing a jailbreak through my mouth.

When your stomach gets so full it starts spitting out your dinner like it's a bad date

She ate too much and her stomach was spitting out her dinner like it was a bad date.

After that pizza, my stomach was breaking up with my lunch.

He drank so much his stomach was throwing out his dinner like it was a breakup.

When your guts get so angry they start throwing your food at your face like it's a slap fight

I drank too much and my guts started throwing my food at my face like it was a slap fight.

She ate too fast and her guts were throwing her lunch at her face like it was a beatdown.

After that fifth drink, my guts were throwing my food at my face like it was a war.

When your lunch is so unhappy it walks out through your mouth like it's getting a divorce

He drank too much and his lunch walked out through his mouth like it was getting a divorce.

After that night out, my lunch was leaving through my mouth like it was getting a divorce.

She ate too much and her lunch was getting a divorce through her mouth.