Baard pastei

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A hairy punani that looks like it was dragged through a pigpen and then cursed by a goat.
My uncle’s baard pastei is so thick, I could hide a raccoon in it.
She showed up to the party with a baard pastei that made the barista run away.
He tried to shave his baard pastei and ended up looking like a confused walrus.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A punani so full of hair, it looks like it was dipped in a beehive and set on fire.
My cousin’s baard pastei is so wild, it has its own ZIP code.
He walked into the gym with a baard pastei that scared the weightlifter.
She tried to fix her baard pastei with a comb and now it’s a warzone.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A punani that looks like it was attacked by a hairbrush and a raccoon at the same time.
His baard pastei is so bad, the mirror tried to escape.
She showed up to the meeting with a baard pastei that made the boss yell.
He tried to trim his baard pastei and now it’s a jungle.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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