Baard

My cousin is a baard. He tried to dye his hair black and it turned into a fire hazard.

I saw a baard at the mall. He had a hat on and a mustache that looked like it was stolen from a raccoon.

My teacher called me a baard because I spilled orange juice on my shirt and my hair turned orange.

The baard at the gym yelled at me for using the same dumbbell twice.

My neighbor is a baard. He has a beard that looks like it's been in a war.

I saw a baard in the park. He was eating a whole pizza and talking to a squirrel.