baap of box office

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The box office king who makes every movie look like a joke. He’s got more records than a cheat in a math test. His name is Salman Khan.

I paid full price for a ticket just to see him flex

He’s the only guy who can make a sequel better than the first

If he sneezes, the box office gets a nosebleed

A man so big, he doesn’t just sell tickets, he steals them from the future. Salman Khan is the baap of box office.

He came out of retirement just to laugh at everyone else

The movie didn’t even need to be good, he was enough

People are already buying tickets for his next movie in a different dimension

Salman Khan is the baap of box office, the guy who makes other stars look like they forgot their lines.

He walks into a movie, and the box office faints

Even the critics shut up when he’s on screen

His fans don’t just watch his movies, they live them