Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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so hot they make your face feel like it’s on fire from the inside

I saw that guy at the mall and my face turned red. Baaaooaah.

My cousin’s new girlfriend is baaaooaah. I’m jealous and I’m not even related.

That baaaooaah walked by and my heart started doing the cha-cha.

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so attractive they could make a homeless man blush and ask for a date

That girl is baaaooaah. Even the homeless man smiled at her.

I saw my teacher’s crush and realized why he’s so baaaooaah.

My dog looked at me like I was baaaooaah. I was confused.

3

so good looking they could make a statue of a donut get a date

My neighbor is baaaooaah. Even the donut statue next door got a date.

My crush is baaaooaah. I think I might need a date too.

My mom said I was baaaooaah. I’m still not sure what that means.

4

so attractive they could make a fried chicken restaurant go out of business

That baaaooaah walked in and the fried chicken restaurant went out of business.

My dad is baaaooaah. Even the chicken got distracted.

I saw a baaaooaah and my chicken sandwich fell apart.

5

so sexy they could make a gym look like a playground

That baaaooaah walked by and the gym went wild. It looked like a playground.

My gym teacher is baaaooaah. I’m too distracted to do push-ups.

I saw a baaaooaah and my gym membership is now a waste of money.

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so attractive they could make a pizza chef forget how to cook

That baaaooaah walked in and the pizza chef forgot how to cook. I got burnt pizza.

My pizza guy is baaaooaah. I got extra cheese because I was distracted.

I saw a baaaooaah and my pizza came out looking like a disaster.