baantivity

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A messed-up thing Baan does all the time, like a stupid habit that won't die
Baan got up at 3 a. m. to eat cereal out of a soup can
He tried to text me with his toes
He yelled at a toaster for not working
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What Baan does when he's bored and too lazy to do anything smart
He threw his shoes at a wall and called it art
He stared at a ceiling for 2 hours and cried
He texted me a picture of a sandwich and called it a masterpiece
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A dumb thing Baan does that makes no sense but he loves it
He wore socks as gloves and cried because they itched
He tried to speak in pig Latin and failed
He danced to a microwave beep and called it a concert
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The stupid stuff Baan does because he thinks he's cool and no one tells him he's not
He wore a hat inside out and called it a fashion statement
He tried to sing in the shower and it sounded like a disaster
He texted me a selfie with a banana and said it was a mood
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The random nonsense Baan does that no one understands but he does it anyway
He wrote a poem about his socks and cried
He tried to run a marathon in pajamas
He texted me a list of 50 reasons why spoons are better than forks
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