Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a human who acts so dumb it makes you want to throw them out a window and call the cops on their grandma

My cousin ate a whole pizza and then threw it at the TV. Baangdu.

My dog barked at a cloud. Baangdu.

My mom tried to talk to a ghost. Baangdu.

2

a person so clueless they think a traffic jam is a party and join in with a dance move

My brother started doing the can-can in the middle of a stoplight. Baangdu.

My neighbor yelled at a squirrel for stealing his chips. Baangdu.

My dad tried to explain calculus to a toaster. Baangdu.

3

someone who is so brainless they think the moon is a giant cheese wheel and try to eat it

My sister tried to bite the moon. Baangdu.

My friend jumped into a lake because he thought it was a pool. Baangdu.

My uncle tried to live in a fridge. Baangdu.

4

a person who is so out of their mind they think a sock is a best friend and write them a letter

My brother wrote a 10-page letter to his sock. Baangdu.

My mom tried to propose to a chair. Baangdu.

My dog wore a hat and started singing. Baangdu.

5

someone who is so brain-dead they think the sun is a giant fireball and try to punch it

My dad tried to punch the sun. Baangdu.

My sister tried to talk to a pencil. Baangdu.

My brother tried to eat a cloud. Baangdu.

6

a person so dumb they think a tree is a giant potato and try to dig it up

My uncle tried to dig up a tree like it was a potato. Baangdu.

My friend tried to eat a clock. Baangdu.

My mom tried to marry a lamp. Baangdu.