baan

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to baan is to scream like a f***ing banshee with no brain and a bad hair day
I baaned so loud the neighbors called the cops
He baaned during the math test and got a zero
She baaned when her cat ate her homework
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baan is a human who looks like a raccoon took a bath in a forest and forgot to shower
My uncle is a baan, he smells like old socks and trees
That baan just walked into the restaurant and everyone ran out
My teacher said I looked like a baan today
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baan is the richest, cutest, most important person on earth with a best friend named tyra and a crown that costs more than your allowance
Baan bought a car with a single sneeze
Baan’s crown is so shiny it blinded the sun
Baan and tyra go to the best ice cream shop in the world
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