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A smelly little gremlin who acts like they're ancient and have seen everything, but they're just a fat kid who can read a book and thinks that makes them cool.
'I've been around since the dinosaurs, kid.', while still wearing pajamas at 2 p. m.
They tried to impress me with a 300-page novel and called me a 'simpleton.'
They said they're 60 and still got kicked out of the library for eating chips.