baal

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A big clump of hair on the front of your junk. Bengalis use it like Americans use the word 'fuck', because it’s loud, it’s proud, and it’s always on the brink of causing a riot.
My uncle’s baal is so thick, it looks like a traffic jam on a Monday morning.
My aunt says her baal is the only thing keeping her from getting a divorce.
My cousin tried to trim his baal and now it’s like a bush with a grudge.
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A Canaanite god who burns things and has a bunch of demon hotness as his sidekicks. He’s like the god version of a man who lives in a flaming gym.
Baal’s fire god status is like having a personal pyrotechnics show in your pants.
He’s the kind of god who’d let his demons burn your enemies for fun.
Baal’s so hot, even the demons blush when he walks in.
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A hairy crotch so full of hair it looks like it’s hosting a convention. Also a dumb person, and a word you shout when you’re mad at your life.
My baal is so bushy, it’s like a jungle in my pants.
I’m so dumb, my baal thinks I’m a smart person.
Baal is the only swear word I know, and I use it when my mom yells at me.
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A stupid way of spelling ‘ball’, like someone who can’t read and thinks it’s a swear word just because it sounds cool.
Baal is just a typo that became a legend.
No one knows why it’s spelled that way, but it’s not going to change.
Baal is the spelling mistake that got too popular and now it’s a full-blown mess.
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The most beautiful, hottest, most powerful woman in the universe. She can pull a sword out of her titties, and she’s got a shock so strong, it’ll electrocute your soul.
Baal’s so hot, even the sword from her titties is jealous.
She’s so powerful, she made the final boss cry.
She’s like a goddess with a shock so strong, it’ll kill your soul.
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The toughest boss in Diablo II. He’s got the best voice in the game, and he’s the only one who can take on the Druid and win.
Baal’s voice is so cool, it makes the Druid sound like a kid in a choir.
He’s the only boss who can beat the Druid and still have time to eat.
Baal’s the best boss in the game, everyone else is just a background character.
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Baal is life. Baal is love. Baal is your mom’s best friend. She’s the most beautiful, hot, smart, and powerful woman in the world, and you want to be her sword.
Baal is the only woman I would let touch my soul and then my body.
I would let Baal cook me, even though I know she burns everything.
If I had to be reincarnated as something, I’d pick Baal’s sword, because it’s the best choice.
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