Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a word that means everything and anything you ever wanted. even if you didn't want it. it's like a curse that just won't let go.

baakum, my life is a baakum of chaos and pizza.

baakum, this is the baakum of all baakums.

baakum, I'm so baakum right now I might cry.

2

a word so powerful it can describe anything. even your mom's bad haircut. it's like magic, but with more swear words.

baakum, this is the baakum of all bad haircuts.

baakum, I just had a baakum of a day.

baakum, I'm baakum and I'm not even sorry.

3

a word so stupid it can be used everywhere. even in your dreams. it's like a slap in the face with a bag of chips.

baakum, I dreamt of baakum.

baakum, this is the baakum of dreams.

baakum, I'm so baakum I dream in baakum.

4

a word that shows up everywhere. even in the trash. it's like it's trying to be useful, but it's just annoying.

baakum, even the trash is baakum.

baakum, I found a baakum in the trash.

baakum, this is the baakum of trash.

5

a word that means everything. even your worst enemy. it's like it's trying to make your life harder, but it's doing a good job.

baakum, my worst enemy is baakum.

baakum, I'm baakum and I'm not even happy about it.

baakum, this is the baakum of enemies.