baakmalar

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Bakmalar is when you get so high you act like a confused idiot. You mumble nonsense, walk like a drunk turtle, and keep saying bakmalar like it’s your last words.

I just ate three gummies and now I’m bakmalar. I think I’m a chicken.

My cousin did bakmalar and tried to talk to a wall. The wall didn’t reply.

I did bakmalar and started singing the alphabet backwards. My dog ran away.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Bakmalar is when you get so wasted you think you’re a superhero. You talk like you’re king of the world, trip over your own feet, and shout bakmalar like it’s a battle cry.

I did bakmalar and tried to fly off the couch. I fell into a pile of pillows.

My friend did bakmalar and said he was the president of the moon.

I did bakmalar and tried to fight my brother with a spoon. He won.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Bakmalar is when you get so high you forget who you are. You might start talking to yourself, draw weird shapes on the floor, and say bakmalar like it’s the best word ever.

I did bakmalar and drew a cat on my wall. It was a dog.

My sister did bakmalar and said she was a wizard. She tried to turn my brother into a chicken.

I did bakmalar and started talking to my plants. They didn’t reply.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Bakmalar is when you get so high you think you’re a monster. You roar like a lion, eat all the pizza, and yell bakmalar like it’s your favorite song.

I did bakmalar and roared so loud my neighbor called the cops.

My friend did bakmalar and tried to eat my homework. He failed.

I did bakmalar and thought my dog was a dragon. It was just a dog.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Bakmalar is when you get so high you think you’re a robot. You blink slowly, repeat everything you hear, and say bakmalar like it’s a computer program.

I did bakmalar and blinked so slow my friend fell asleep.

My brother did bakmalar and repeated everything I said. It was annoying.

I did bakmalar and tried to speak in robot voice. It sounded like a goat.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Bakmalar is when you get so high you think you’re a wizard. You wave your hands like magic, talk to your socks, and shout bakmalar like it’s a spell.

I did bakmalar and waved my hands and made my brother fall over.

My friend did bakmalar and tried to turn my dog into a wizard. It didn’t work.

I did bakmalar and talked to my sock. It said nothing.

by Slangipedia 5d ago