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A place where people post stuff and act like they're not all losers

I posted my car for sale and got 100 messages from people who still use flip phones

My grandma signed up and now she's trying to sell her cat on the classifieds

The guy who posted 'Free Pizza' turned out to be a con artist who took my money and my dignity

A website where people pretend to be smart while they're just being annoying

I tried to buy a bike and the guy said 'It's like a $100 bike but with more vibes'

My mom posted a classified for her dog and now it's a full-time job

The guy who said 'I'm a professional gamer' turned out to be my cousin who plays Fortnite on Sunday mornings

A place where you can find stuff and people who are too lazy to just ask for it

I tried to sell my old TV and got 20 messages from people who still use VHS

My neighbor posted 'Free Plants' and now my yard is covered in dead flowers

I bought a couch and it turned out to be a mattress with a face painted on it

A website that's like a middle school cafeteria but for stuff you can actually buy

I posted my phone for sale and got 50 messages from people who still use landlines

My brother tried to sell his old shoes and now he's stuck with a sneaker collection from the 90s

The guy who said he was a 'fitness guru' turned out to be my uncle who can't do 10 push-ups

A place where people post stuff and then forget about it, like they’re all just ghosts

I posted my bike for sale and got zero messages from people who still ride bikes

My dog posted a classified and now it's got 100 followers

The guy who said he was a 'life coach' turned out to be my neighbor who can't even cook eggs