baaheem

That baaheem is so big I think it’s gonna break the chair.

I asked her if she was a roadman, and she said, 'No, I’m a baaheem.'

He tried to flirt with her, and she just looked at him like he had two left feet.

I swear that baaheem looked like it had a life of its own.

He tried to dance with her, and her butt moved like it had a beat.

She walked in, and the whole block stopped to stare at her baaheem.

That baaheem hit the wall so hard, it made a sound like a boom.

He tried to grab it, and it just looked at him like he was a joke.

She sat down, and the chair broke like it was a joke.